The Anti-Lego Slippers to end the suffering

Parents everywhere...rejoice!  The end to the 2am stumble-along-your-hallway-but-stepped-on-your-kids'-lego-and-now-is-stabbing-you-worst-than-1000-paper-cuts-but-you-cannot-scream is here. The words "Sadistic torture", "Misery" and "Agony" has been used [...]